Need cheering up? strugglin to pull a smile? see here the Joke thread.

Warning: Could contain adult, offensive, racist material. Anything writing is this thread to be taken with a pinch of salt. joke thread....

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a £5 note in one hand and two pound coins in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes two pound coins and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the two pound coins instead of the £5 note?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the £5, the game is over!”

My daughter has just walked in the room and apparently she wants me to beat the shit out of her, stamp on her head then drown her in the bath.

Or, as she put it, "Hi, Dad, meet my new boyfriend, Jamahl."


( Take with a pinch of salt anything i say or do or mimic xD)

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OOOooo can i get Nightstalker please say its not taken xD